After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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