Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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