Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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