Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You can't just leave with hair like that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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