If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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