Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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