almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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