i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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