Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
this hospital has no fireball
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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