there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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