Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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