i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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