at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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