summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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