So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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