do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
