Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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