I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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