Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize
