you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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