A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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