I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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