the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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