my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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