I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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