I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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