he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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