Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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