i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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