Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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