Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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