normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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