When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Girls should come with a carfax report
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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