That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
