this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
