I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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