whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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