Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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