What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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