You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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