WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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