Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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