i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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