I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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