: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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