have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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