ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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