Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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