it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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