I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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