Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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