I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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