I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
no more duck duck goose at the bar
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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